September 2010

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52 COMMENTS :

  1. By Spare Cinema Ticket on

    Loving these rapid updates, keep up the good work 🙂

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  2. By Cinema Groper on

    Funny if they bump into Rob and Rachel – and Gareth gets introduced as Bob

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  3. By Hannah's Breasts on the Back Row on

    Looking forward to seeing how this all pans out, go on Gareth!

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  4. By man at the back having a sly wank on

    must start reading this sober !

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  5. By Hannah's Intense Stare on

    This is all going to end in tears. Hannah will definitely find out what happened.

    And Gareth is such a jealous, terrible person – all those machinations for the goal of ‘if I can’t have her, no-one can’.

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  6. By Rachel's Arse on

    One day, if this all goes tits up and Gareth finds out etc, I demand pictures of Hannah and Rachel!

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  7. By Turd in an Expendables DVD case on

    Jealousy creeping in… also guessing that we’ll be left on a bit of a cliffhanger once Ed fucks off for his holidays as well – just as it’s getting very interesting!

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  8. By JT on

    This last update more or less confirms that this is made up.

    Still good though.

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      1. By glistening with sweat on

        I’ve had increasing doubts since the appearance of Rachel. Pretty certain it’s made up now.

        Still great though, and relieved that this probably isn’t a real person.

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      2. By Anonymous on

        Just a bit of a coincidence that this mid season finale update ends like this.

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  9. By Rach the Sloot on

    Knew it. Knew Gareth would end up wanting to plow Rach’s butt.

    I don’t blame the guy. Fuck Hannah.

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  10. By Rachel and Hannah Om Nom Nom on

    I have never seen Rachel or Hannah, but I’d like to plow the pair of them! Preferably at the same time, am I right?!

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    1. By He's on a break on

      Do you follow him on Twitter, or Facebook, or email subscribe? If you did then you’d know that he’s away for a couple of weeks. When he gets back there will be more entries.

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    1. By Ed (The Ed) (Post author) on

      Updates will restart Monday 14th July.

      Thanks

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  11. By Rob's Dead, Decaying Semen on

    Excellent update, even if Gareth’s obsession and Googling about semen in the vagina is a bit odd. Bit screwed if he does end up with Rachel though as he’ll have to go through the whole dead, decaying semen scenario yet again. Fucking disgusting indeed.

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  12. By Des on

    Just started reading this yesterday and I think I’m obsessed.
    Ed (the ed) , I appreciate your efforts. Keep up the good work.

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  13. By Bros Before Hoes on

    I’m wondering whether this is actually real. Its all very scripted. Either way, I still can’t stop reading it!
    Please post more regular updates!

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  14. By Ed's biggest fan on

    You’re the best for this Ed! I stayed up ’til 5 am reading all of these entries lol. Can’t wait to read more!!! -Team Rachel though-

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  15. By Nob in the butt on

    Excellent update!

    Things seem to be going too well now for Gareth but.. Have a feeling it’s going to backfire soon.

    She might find out what he did to get her back.

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  16. By Anal Pole Poll on

    Let’s take a vote (comment below). Do you think hannah asked him to put his finger up her arse because she wanted it, or because she knew he’d like it?

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  17. By Sexy Slimey Slug on

    She just wanted to give him a smelly finger.

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  18. By Pool Fly on

    Kinda hoping Gareth gets with Rachel. She clearly liked him too before Rob got his hands on her.

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  19. By Weed Tent on

    The broken egg cups has reminded me that we haven’t had any photos like that (or any doodles) in a very long time. Sort it out, Ed! 🙂

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  20. By NW the shaft lover on

    I wish I had dipped into Rob’s dead sperm

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  21. By JB on

    I can’t seem to see any updates past September 2010, yet your twitter says updates are still happening.
    Where are they posted

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    1. By Jacks Best Play on

      Ed updates when he gets the chance, his twitter says he is feeling ill at the moment, cant wait for the August 2014 updates from Gareth that say Ed is pretending to be ill!

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  22. By Gareth's Stinky Fingers on

    Go on Gaz! Get those stinky fingers! Prawn bucket style.

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  23. By Des on

    We need more ed, this is the only thing that gets me through nightshift!

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