September 2009

Tuesday 1st September Coke is such an overrated drink. "Thought you were dead!" Martyn said as I walked in the office. "Did you not get my text?" I asked. He did get it. "Then you knew I was alive?" He looked a bit embarrassed before saying: "Sorry, it’s just what people say." He then
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17 COMMENTS :

  1. By Gareth's Club Sandwich on

    2nd of Sept – I’ve had that problem before HAHAHAHAHA. I love this site, but you need to update it more often – can’t you give us a new day everyday?

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  2. By Sally's Great Tits on

    I’m obsessed with this website. More more more!!

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  3. By Panda's puddle of pool sick on

    Keep up the good work mate some of these entries are hilarious! I can see this site catching on big time- you may have to disconnect the internet at your place to stop Gareth clocking on!!

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  4. By Gareth's Expensive Camera on

    Love the entries so far – I feel so bad for Gareth though, if only he would move on!!

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  5. By Beth's Chicken Pops on

    Gareth!!!!! Stop chasing that cow you used to date!!!!

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  6. By beth's pork pie on

    Totally addicted. Twenty four years at the tap end nothing on this!

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  7. By Martyn's Bacon Burger on

    Nice to see Gareth feeling a bit positive about things for a change!

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  8. By Hannah's soft nipple on

    Brilliant. More regular updates please!!!

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  9. By Gareth's Dad's Great Roast on

    Loving this, don’t care if it’s real or not. Genius either way.

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  10. By Gareth's £400 Lense on

    Whenever I want to laugh I read this site, its brill, I too don’t care if its real or not, its brill. Love 24 years at the tap end, but this is a whole few levels higher! Thanks

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  11. By Bclarke on

    Brilliant concept. Poor Gareth tho! He’s def my favourite. Drawing on page three girls is brilliant!! Can’t wait to read more

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  12. By Old Guy in the Wheelchair at the Park on

    Nearly $1500 US in cameras for his ex. How depressing. I hope Beth loses a ton of weight and becomes the hottest girl in the office.

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    1. By angie on

      HAHAHAHAHA thats what i keep thinking about Beth. I kind of feel bad for them ALL actually.

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  13. By Martyn's Stolen Suit on

    I’ve just been told about this site and I am 100% invested into it. Ed, thank you so much!

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