March 2010

Behind this wall of pay is March 2010.  That's 31 days of Gareth gold.

All it costs to enter is £1.34 - that's about the same as giving a homeless person £5 and asking for £3.66 in change.

Get More Gareth!

63 COMMENTS :

  1. By Snake Tits on

    I really hope he gets a shag to get him over Hannah

    Reply
  2. By Gareth's spoon-burn on

    “Snakes with tits” is the best thing I’ve read in a long, long time.

    Great work with the updates, Ed, keep it up!

    Reply
  3. By pussyfooter on

    Right Gareth no more moping, you need to get laid. How hot is this Rachel?

    Reply
  4. By Rachel's Ruined Body on

    I don’t know if I can read this anymore. It was delightful voyeurism when I started, now I’m literally witnessing a man having a breakdown. 🙁

    Reply
  5. By Complete Mong on

    Ahh I discovered this the other day and have sped my way through it…regretting that now! Keep it up Ed, I really hope Gareth never finds out so this all has to stop!

    Reply
  6. By Hannah's Face Cancer on

    casually reading back through old posts and there are SO many signs of hannah cheating

    June 5th “Saw Hannah this evening. She didn’t want to stay round which was disappointing – fancied a night in her own bed, she said. I told her that I don’t know whose bed she’s been sleeping in then, because it certainly isn’t mine – she didn’t laugh”

    – this is amazing! i can’t get how compelling an average blokes life can be!

    Reply
    1. By Ed's Broken Glass on

      After driving to Brighton at 2am and cutting the Sky cables off a woman’s house at Christmas, I don’t think we can class Gareth as an ‘average bloke’.

      She did have it coming though

      Reply
  7. By Panda's Festering Pit on

    You kinda have to feel bad for Gareth, at the same time we don’t feel bad enough to stop reading. Next up I am expecting we will see some pretty funny rebounds on the go.

    Reply
  8. By Tin Pusher on

    I bet he goes out on the 5th and sees Snakely-titted Hannah, just to rub it in.

    Reply
  9. By Rachel's Welcoming Drink on

    I love this website, best thing ever. Also Hannah’s Face Cancer’s post about the previous signs of her being a cheat is actually interesting, never noticed that.

    Reply
  10. By Smashed Pint Glass on

    Really feeling sorry for Gareth but can’t bring myself to stop reading, hoping that something came along and dragged him out of his miserable spell. Can’t fault Panda’s advice though, too much time is spent “moping after twats”

    Reply
  11. By Death Fantasy on

    I just want to know he eventually got himself out of this shit depressed mood really.

    Reply
  12. By stupid twat on

    OMG i swear its been two weeks now and there hasn’t been a update ………. i’m checking every hour when will we get another update ?? thank you for updating when you do much appreciated. please make the next update really longgggggggggggggggggggg.
    xoxox M
    GARETH GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND WHO IS’NT A DOG LOOOL.

    Reply
  13. By Burnt finger on

    Poor Gareth, I hope he continued to write his diary right til the present day, dying to know what happens! I love all the names Gareth calls people, then users making usernames about it in the comments. Very creative.

    Reply
  14. By I'll fuck you Gareth on

    I love this sight, but am I the only one depressed over the fact that we are over 2 years behind? He can’t be using the same notebook. Ed should take an entry from the current journal and post it, just to really build our anticipation. Sure hope Gareth gets outta this funk… he really needs a shag!

    Reply
  15. By Jacks fishy fingers on

    For some strange reason I want Jack to fill us in on the details. lol.

    Reply
  16. By Beth's Guilt on

    Excellent update, been waiting ages for it! Cant wait for the next one!

    Reply
  17. By Lego Addict on

    I’m sorry to hear about your favourite glass, Ed.

    Reply
  18. By beths stink on

    Been wasting away waiting for this update, I hope he fisted beth for bants

    Reply
  19. By LISPI 5000 on

    Great update, and good on Gareth for at least attempting to do something regarding Jack/Beth, even if a little late. I really hope he skips over the dirt though in the next update, as it sounds like it will be utterly grim. And I’m from the north.

    Reply
  20. By Lispotron on

    This is odd because my favorite movie it the Truman show and this is basically the same thing….soon he’ll figure it out

    Reply
    1. By Gareth's wrath on

      He’s going to be pissed. Ed, I hope you aren’t around when he does figure it out.

      Reply
  21. By Desk Drawer on

    Aww, poor Gareth. It’s great how he manages to still be really funny, even when he’s totally miserable!

    Reply
  22. By Hindsight on

    What if Gareth has found out? And that’s why we haven’t received any more updates? Ed must be dead.

    Reply
  23. By SMS Vibrations on

    Ugh, I too feel scarred from the Beth dirt – and I don’t even know her!

    On the other hand, I hope Gareth gets his shit together in the next update. He probably just needed to vent out a bit, and can you blame him?

    Obviously doesn’t compensate for your glass loss, Ed 🙂

    Reply
  24. By Ed's glass on

    No wonder Beth is so ashamed of herself! just awesome! better than any fiction!

    Reply
  25. By Beth's sticky vaginal phone on

    Beth is truly disgusting and a cheat! And to be fingered in the pub with others around is sick, how they both could do it I do not know. I feel sorry for Martyn not knowing, and Gareth knowing that Beth is a dirty whore.

    Reply
  26. By Jack's filthy phone on

    This is so messed up. I feel like Gareth has no one to talk to about anything he’s going through. Even though he’s a grown ass man he should have a buddy or two he can get hammered with at the strip club and just vent about his Ex and how she cheated him while his boys all go, “Yeah women are bitches!” And high five eachother.

    Reply
  27. By I know more about Beth than I ever hoped to on

    I hope Martyn beats Jack mercilously and Beth get vaginal warts

    Reply
  28. By Camera thief on

    Poor Gareth is spiralling into depression. WIsh I could give him a hug. Knew Hannah was a bitch from the get go

    Reply
  29. By The Camera Thief Must Be... on

    … that bloody Lego woman from eBay getting her revenge.

    Reply
  30. By Schindler’s Lisps on

    The nicknames Lispy gets are fantastic. I wish I lisped now so I could claim some of them for my own…

    Reply
  31. By Lisp-o-tron on

    Sorry Ed, but it would be hilarious if he hooks up with your missus and ask her to thuck his nob

    Reply
    1. By Security Guards Gears on

      Perhaps Garerh does get a bit of lisp-o-suction? Hence the reason for Ed publishing his diaries. This is merely speculation on my part but Gareth musta pissed Ed off a bit more than smashing his favourite glass.

      Reply
  32. By Hannas Whore Card on

    I swear to god if this ends up with Gareth killing himself I will come to Essex and smash every dish you have Ed. Also thanks for the update.

    Reply
  33. By DJing in Norwich on

    This is starting to become too depressing. I used to think garth was a dick, but now I am just hoping he gets his life in order.

    Reply
  34. By Ed's favourite glass shards on

    Saved catching up on the last two months for before my exams as a treat.
    Feel shit now, was probably a bad plan.

    Reply
  35. By Hannah's horrific car crash on

    Is waiting patiently for an update

    Reply
  36. By Hannah's loose lips on

    There’s not been any updates for a while now – is that it?

    If ‘Ed’ doesn’t post any more entries soon – I’m going to have to start a diary recording how depressed I am that there have been no more updates to My Housemate’s Diary!

    Reply
  37. By ugly chickens on

    Need more Hannah meet ups, needs to have it out with her. Still think this is fake, he really still lives with you Ed?! entertaining nevertheless

    Reply
  38. By Jack's sister? on

    Am I missing something? When did he meet Jack’s sister? Is there a story there? Hmmm

    Reply
    1. By Indian in the Cupboard on

      I was thinking the same thing. What gives?

      Reply
      1. By Plastic poos on

        Maybe he just hasn’t mentioned her? It’s only a dIary. He doesn’t mention every single thing that happens every day. He’s probably just met her and not said.

        Reply
    2. By Quinny on

      He went to Jacks house when Jack was out with Beth, was meant to meet up with them I think. His sister was there, wouldn’t let him in. Its in the diary somewhere.

      Reply
  39. By Liz's Ugly Chickens on

    3 years ago… do you still live with Panda? Is he somehow still alive?

    Reply
  40. By Rob's AIDS on

    I can’t believe you’re considering stopping this… I need to know what happens when Gareth visits my hometown…

    Reply
  41. By Gareth's sandwiches on

    Noooooooooo Ed please, you can’t stop! Gareth’s train wreck of a life makes me feel so much better about my own. It is endless entertainment, please continue.

    You could even just scan the diary pages and put them up? Or is his handwriting just too atrocious?

    Reply
  42. By rob on

    hi. if gareth is still in depresion tell him that he needs to buck up. by the way, why were those your favrite glasses? some story there ed?

    Reply
  43. By renoir on

    Ed, is the breaking of the glasses the reason you started this website?

    Reply
    1. By Ed (The Ed) (Post author) on

      No, something far bigger. I’m not as petty as Gareth.

      Reply

Leave a Reply to Security Guards Gears Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.