August 2009

Saturday 1st August Bored and boring day for both myself and Panda. We spent the majority of it lying on the sofa, trying to work out what we could do that we’ve never done before. By 9pm we had decided to sell all our old stuff at a bootsale tomorrow. It’s gone midnight and we’re still tryin
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30 COMMENTS :

    1. By Sue on

      @Captain – she’s allowed to leave him if she doesn’t love him anymore!! Would you rather she denied herself happiness just to spare his feelings?

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      1. By Alan on

        No. girls should not be fickle. 86% of divorces are instigated by the female.

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        1. By Sue on

          @Alan – instigated by females because the man’s been unreasonable and probably slept around.

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  1. By Mags on

    15th:- I wouldn’t have held hands with him. That was mean. And the cuddle. If you’re unhappy in a relationship then end it, but don’t lead someone on.

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  2. By Nemo's Missing Again on

    Why did she bang him again? That’s cold-hearted.

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  3. By Hannah's dad's vacuum on

    Poor old Gareth! Weird to think this actually happened years ago.

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  4. By Katie on

    Gareth! What are you playing at?! Forget that witch you used to date.

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  5. By Hodgissimo on

    Poor Gareth, I can actually sympathise with the guy’s feelings over this cold-hearted siren. Had one of those myself back in the early 2000s!

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  6. By Beth's Tight Dress on

    I’m going to substitute the word ‘crying’ with ‘swimming’ from now on.

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  7. By gareth's boner on

    I always press my hard on into the girl – it’s flattering to them. 😉

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  8. By Gareth's Fizzy Bath Bombs on

    28th of august was epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    gareth’s life is only slightly less tragic than mine. just as well i don’t keep a diary.

    keep up the good work ed.

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  9. By Lonely on

    Ah poor Gareth his life narration was like the perfect beginning to a romantic comedy, he has a great girl a dull jobs while he plays pranks on his workmates. Suddenly the girl turns cold and his life sort of crumbles now that his only real light left. I hope it turns around.

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  10. By Sam on

    5th of August felt like a punch in the stomach. I’m dead serious I shipped them so hard and I loved from the beginning how he talked about her and I just had to stop reading for a few minutes and cry because of how badly I felt.

    Ugh I’m too emotionally invested and what makes it worse is these people exist.

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  11. By Penny on

    It’s so hard to remember they’re real, probably because i’ve read a few books written like journals. I loved Gareth and Hannah, but if she keeps leading him on I hope she just gets lost

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  12. By Jez on

    Nice on Ed – your girlfriend sounded like she was “having more fun”

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  13. By ags on

    ah fuck ! you are not only Ed but THE ED, that changes the game somewhat, i must re-read the last three months sober, i always read this shit-faced, so you live with him, not work with him ! i wondered how you had such easy access to his flat, fuck, i’m a drunken retard !

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  14. By angie on

    lmao im a goose, avoid the previous question in the previous month.

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  15. By angie on

    i actually cried. Poor bugger, then again he was an asshole. Guess thats what you get ey.

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  16. By your mums chest hair on

    poor bloke. funny to think this all happened years ago and I still feel bad for the guy

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  17. By Irish on

    This is a story that is very tragic, I don’t know whether to feel bad for Gar or Hannah. I’ve skipped ahead and seen some of the later entries. It’s very concerning. I hope he’s alright.

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  18. By severity on

    Why am I shipping random internet people from back in 2009? Also I didn’t know he somewhat cares for Beth. I actually feel really bad for him and Hannah though. Again this was 2009 what am I doing?

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