April 2009

Wednesday 1st April 2009 Between leaving work yesterday and getting in today I had 21 spam emails. NO I DON’T WANT A NEW BELL-END! A fat, ugly girl has started across the office to replace the old, fat, ugly girl who left. She was wearing one of those long, white coats that has a pattern of the
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21 COMMENTS :

  1. By Anna on

    Wow. Part of me wants to believe this is a work of fiction so I don’t feel like such a voyeur.

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  2. By Richard on

    Amazing! He’s so deadpan in everything he says. You could get this published, no bother.

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  3. By Mark on

    I found this via a link on Chris Starks 24 years at the tapend blog and its very Chris stark in style. What is the connection? Is Gareth Chris stark? Anyway, it’s bloody funny, keep up the good work.

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    1. By Ed (The Ed) (Post author) on

      No link to Chris Stark (who is Chris Stark?). Thanks for reading.

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  4. By Rye on

    If I win Gareth’s present will you just give it to him? I’m sad he never got any birthday gifts…in 2010… D:

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    1. By Ed (The Ed) (Post author) on

      I’m afraid that would be unfair to Panda – plus, he’s not getting me anything, so screw him.

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  5. By Ally on

    This has made my day. So glad other people think like this too…

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  6. By Sam on

    “I know I keep a diary but at least I don’t email it to people!”

    Haha oh geez. You might as well be…

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  7. By Cam on

    This is genius! I love how prophetic Gareth is with the knife. The dull things in life are the funniest.

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  8. By ags on

    fuckin shame it has taken so long for me to randomly stumble upon this, (via pointless web sites then about six links off that, partner sites etc) but better late than never !

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  9. By Jim on

    A very entertaining read. Thoroughly enjoyable and riveting!

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  10. By Will on

    Every month is like an episode of Peep Show, I love it!

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